What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

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What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

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Faster than her brother!

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You use tulips.

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Dip it in ranch.

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Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!

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What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

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Justice Thumbs

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What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.