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What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend