What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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A fluffy tale.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.