Hercule Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

Motivate Jokes More Motivate Jokes

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!