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Hercule Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Motivate Jokes More Motivate Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

Nose

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.