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Hercule Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Motivate Jokes More Motivate Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!