Hercule Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Dare Jokes More Dare Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

Motivate Jokes More Motivate Jokes

What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.