What do they call number 17 in black jack?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What do they call number 17 in black jack?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What do they call number 17 in black jack?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

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What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?

Reload.