What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

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Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich