What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop