What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names