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What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends?

Because of the.

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi