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What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think