What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.