Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

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Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

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What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

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How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.