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What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement?

Gey protein.

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off