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What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off