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What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What are Mexican hackers called?

BanDDoS

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean