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What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy