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What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

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What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.