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What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

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When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.