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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.