What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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They keep saying check, mate.

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The cannibus

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With a pair of Caesars...

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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!