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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

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