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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

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