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Premature Edraculation Jokes

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

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Love

Love

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

Teenage Boy Jokes More Teenage Boy Jokes

How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"