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Premature Edraculation Jokes

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

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Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

Teenage Boy Jokes More Teenage Boy Jokes

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.