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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is