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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice