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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.