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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.