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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes