What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity