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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle