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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.