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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What is a woman?

Man with a uterus somewhere

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Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.