What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.