What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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She gets throne.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.