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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Prince Charles Jokes More Prince Charles Jokes

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

A noble gas!

Tunnel Jokes More Tunnel Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.