What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu