Ones for coming and ones for going.
Because he saw the snowblower coming
You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.
Ones used for cunning stunts.
A fake name
Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.
Scratching at the inside of his coffin.
Because he was coffin...
