What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.