What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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A condom.

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Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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By his coffin!