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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.