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What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

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What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

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What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.