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What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!