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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!