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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus.

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!