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What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution.

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes?

On a boombox.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

What's the most important part of a terrorist joke?

The execution. ()

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak..