What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution.

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

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Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

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What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak..