What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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