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What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

What about over there?

She said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."