What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

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What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What about over there?

She said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.