What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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No phone numbers.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)