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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

Ste Jokes More Ste Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

Gpa Jokes More Gpa Jokes

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops