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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

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What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What's Asian on top and black on bottom?

IQ distribution graph

What's a neckbeard's favorite Asian country?

M'Laysia

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Where do bees go on their day off?

To the wax museum.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."