What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

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Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed?

A baked potato