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What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington