What is the difference between Batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

Half a sack

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!