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What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

Love Life Jokes More Love Life Jokes

What's dark, empty and going no where fast?

Your love life.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?