Some people think God is real.
Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!
When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Meals on Wheels
Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen
Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people
An Allahgy
God knows he's not a surgeon.
Did you try turning me off and on again?
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
