Some people think God is real.
A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.
Because he thought it wood look better!
OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*
Because they drink to much coughee.
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
I Apollogize".
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
Your love life.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.