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What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Love Life Jokes More Love Life Jokes

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.