What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

Ya'll watch this!

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What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush