What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp, and even.

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What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

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How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.