What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.