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What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your... sheets

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why was the violin coach arrested?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets