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What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets