What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.