Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

So I punched him in the head.

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What makes you so sure?

N"He is a penguin."

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Phone Booth Jokes More Phone Booth Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck