Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

So I punched him in the head.

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

So I punched him in the head.