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Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

Bulge Jokes More Bulge Jokes

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...