Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...

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What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

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Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Bulge Jokes More Bulge Jokes

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...