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Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...

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What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...