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Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Bulge Jokes More Bulge Jokes

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...