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What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

Because she was touched by Jesus.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.