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What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one