What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

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How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What do they have in common?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Well hung!

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.