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How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Friendzone Jokes More Friendzone Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

G Jokes More G Jokes

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

Through the cell wall.