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How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

B Jokes More B Jokes

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

Friendzone Jokes More Friendzone Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

G Jokes More G Jokes

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.