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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one