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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu