Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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What do they have in common?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one