A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
You don't have electricians that are colour blind!
A bird can fly.
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Coconut.
A Piecycle.
Attire.*
Stop "N Slop Markets"
A chain saw has a dynamic range.
Racist.
They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".