What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Cadillac Jokes More Cadillac Jokes

Who's there! Betsy! Betsy who?

Betsy of all it's a cadillac!

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

Sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools