What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits