What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice?

A Fjord Fjocus.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.