What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.