What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A box of crayons.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage