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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

Through the cell wall.

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.