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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.