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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.