What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...